How To Melt Your Wife’s Heart
I wouldn’t have known unless I was told. Cleaning the dishes actually, makes us more attractive to our wife. Below is a step by step guide on how to be sexier for your wife by cleaning the kitchen. Since this post is for men and I know how we hate to read instructions I have also provided pictures.
Clean The Kitchen
- Take pictures of what the kitchen looked like dirty.
- Soak pans with hot water and soap.
- Soak silverware.
- Stack dishes in categories: plates on bottom then little plates, then bowls. This way you are only washing one type of dish at a time thus keeping motivation high. It is the snowball effect of wiping out one item and heading to the next.
- Have a drink of eggnog, alcohol-free of course because we are cleaning SHARP utensils with HOT water!
- Begin to pre-wash dishes before setting them in the dishwasher. If you have a dishwasher that requires no pre-wash then blessed art thou!
- Do some pushups to try and burn off those eggnog calories.
- After you have washed the rest of the dishes don’t forget to sanitize the counters!
- Add dishwasher soap to dishwasher and starter up.
- Take pictures of your finished product to show to wife. You can eliminate picture taking and just do dishes in front of her.